Since people seemed to really like the Aries Compatibility Horoscopes, I figured I’d do something for Taurus as well. I didn’t want to do exactly the same thing, so I came up with something a bit more specific. Since Taurus is the sign of romance…if you and Taurus were a famous love story, which one would you be?
Aries – A Streetcar Named Desire. STELLA!!!!!!! You two don’t make sense whatsoever, but when you rip your shirt off screaming Taurus’ name and then rock her world in bed, well, we just nod our heads and go, “Yeah. Sounds about right.”
Taurus – The Way We Were. Ugh! Why can’t it just work out for you two?! So stubborn. SO stubborn.
Gemini – The Princess Bride. You may be dual-natured, but in any form, you will always come for your one true love. Twue love! Taurus just needs to have more faith in you.
Cancer – Doctor Zhivago. You two were just meant to be. Watch this movie, and you will find yourself condoning cheating. It’s so justified because these two were just meant to be!
Leo – Hamlet. Leo is just too self-involved for this match. No, this is not a love story. It is for Taurus though because she’s a stupid bitch.
Virgo – Romeo + Juliet. Oh, you crazy kids. Yes, Earth signs are supposed to be practical, but when things feel so right, you just know! The heart wants what it wants, and that’s that. …By heart I mean crotch because, come on, this isn’t a story about love. It’s a story about teenagers wanting to get it on and rebelling against their parents.
Libra – Pride and Prejudice. Only Mr. Darcy could reel in someone like you without being an asshole who jerks you around first.
Scorpio – Beauty and the Beast. Taurus would be Beauty. Scorpio, you would be Beast. Two words: Stockholm Syndrome. Two more words: hey, girl!
Sagittarius – Wuthering Heights. So tragic. So back-and-forth. So completely deranged. At least you two will be together after death.
Capricorn – Gone With the Wind. If it wasn’t for all of the tragic circumstance shaping your relationship, you two would be boring as hell. Don’t look at drama as a bad thing. Look at it as the catalyst for deep passion that would have otherwise been too easy to be called anything.
Aquarius – Titanic. You know, you really could have scooted over and made some room on that block of wood for the love of your life. Oh, well, perhaps it was for the better. The only type of romance that could work between you two would have to be the whirlwind kind that just ends with fond memories of nude sketching and doing it in the back of a carriage.
Pisces – The Notebook. Why? Pisces is Taurus’ best romantic match. That’s why!